Would You Eat Sonic While Being Filmed?
It's part of our brilliant new marketing campaign, "This is how we REALLY Sonic."
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This Is How We REALLY Sonic
Sonic Drive-In is known for roller skates, happy hour, and commercials starring two gentlemen who may or may not have been discovered at Comedy Sports in Provo, UT. A new marketing campaign wants to show how people really Sonic. WE ARE ALL ABOARD. Instead of filming 2-minute commercials, we want to record people from the moment they eat Sonic until the moment it comes out. If you’re interested in participating in our commercial, hit us up.
Survey Finds Americans Want Sex With Humans, Relationships With Ghosts
The polls are in: a new Why Tho survey shows 28% of Americans would rather have sex with a ghost over a human, while 55% of Americans would rather have a relationship with a ghost over a human. How is there so much love for human-human sex? How is there such little respect for human-ghost relationships? Why isn’t the mainstream media talking about these supernatural dynamics?!?!
A Man Kept 20 Pythons, 600 Rats, & 50 Rabbits In His Utah Home
A man named Marty Bone (!!!) hasn't been the best neighbor in Holladay, UT. He climbed into someone else's hot tub naked and was caught by police. He turned his house into a slithery circus filled with 20 pythons, 600 rats, and 50 rabbits. He even had a bathroom python! He was recently arrested by the long arm of the law and confessed that his snakes bite him all the time.
Catch Up On The Latest Episodes Of Why Tho?
November 9: I’m A Pacifist Because I Don’t Want My Ass Kicked
Some people love covering their vehicle with bumper stickers. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Goobir, lovemaking music, baby-on-board stickers, road rage, and pacifism.
November 6: This Is How We Sonic
Sonic Drive-In is a staple of American life. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss Dry Bar Comedy, Comedy Sports, cherry limeade, a new Sonic marketing campaign, and public rest stops.
November 5: A Trip Into The Foxhole
People are losing their minds over Fivey, the foxy mascot of FiveThirtyEight. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss spelling errors, professionality in 2020, double-wide trailers, vore, and mascot porn.
November 4: Paranormal Romance
You can have sex with a ghost. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss airplanes, spectrophilia, Ghost, pottery, paranormal romance, and lowly cabin boys.
November 3: Bone Out
A man kept 20 pythons and 600 rats in his Utah home. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss the Bone brothers, two black Cadillacs, government overreach, snake bites, and cults.