Cowboys Are More Attractive Than You, Survey Finds

A recent poll conducted amongst listeners of the Why Tho podcast confirms what many already knew: cowboys are indeed sexy as hell.

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The Sexiest Profession? Cowboy.

Last week, we conducted an Instagram survey on the sexiness of cowboys, asking listeners of the Why Tho podcast a simple question: are cowboys the sexiest professionals? The results are in and it’s a landslide, with over 90% of those surveyed affirming that cowboys are indeed sexy as hell. In a stunning twist, tech workers came in last at a disruptive 0%.

This saddens us as we have spent the last decade networking and building tech platforms in hopes of being perceived as sexy, only to find out there is nothing more sexless than two men in polyester polos shaking hands and exchanging LinkedIn info. We wish we were cowboys. Unfortunately, you can’t teach an old coder new tricks and we are prepared to confront a reality where the general public views cowboys as significantly more attractive than techies.

This poll, while full of sobering truth, has piqued our interest. We’re hoping to partner with the most trusted source for surveys in the United States, the Deseret News. Armed with their natural survey intuition and our unnatural thirst for physical attractiveness, we plan on exploring topics Americans really care about in advance of the presidential election. Like, “How can we become more attractive?” and “Is a tech worker sexier with or without a six-pack?” Stay tuned as Why Tho and the Deseret News save democracy.


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