THE POLLS ARE IN!
It has been a tumultuous week for America. Voters have flocked to the Why Tho Instagram/Facebook polls in spades, weighing in on the subjects that matter most —finally, the citizens have spoken. Here are the three most important takeaways of the week:
17.5% of Americans believe they will die in a road rage incident.
58% of Americans believe penny farthings are a sexier vehicle than a unicycle.
54% of Americans prefer sexy morticians to sexy coffin models.
Incredible insights! Please share the results with your friends and remember: voting matters.
Catch Up On The Latest Episodes Of Why Tho?
November 16: Take This Sweaty Hand & Predict My Future
Palm reading is more popular than you. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss wheeling and dealing, chimney sweep haircuts, chiromancy, sweaty hands, and King Henry VIII.
November 13: Thank You For Coming To This Lowly TED Talk
TED Talks are kind of the worst. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss The Notebook, Ryan Gosling, Steve Ballmer, the lowly TEDs, and penny farthings.
November 12: Bone-Ba-Bone-Ba-Bone-Bone
The Lindner calendar is dedicated to photos of alive, sexy women inside coffins. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss philanthropy, heavyweights, being a better person, Thanksgiving, and sexy coffins.
November 11: Nicole Kidman, Keith Urban, & I
People either love or hate snow. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss patriotic songs, watchmen, road rage, magic tricks, snow pack, and PVC snowshoes.
November 10: Killed By E.D.
People are riding unicycles. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss E.D., penny farthings, mountain unicycling, three-piece suits, and pocket watches.