Alphas Beat Betas Again
According to a recent survey performed by the Why Tho media empire, 56% of Americans believe alphas are a sexier personality type than betas. In a separate survey, 64% of Americans said they prefer a partner with a pickup truck over a partner with a sedan. Taken in conjunction, this establishes two unshakable truths. One: if you are an alpha who drives a pickup truck, your body is desired by everyone. Two: if you are a beta who drives a sedan, you will never be loved and you probably have piss in your pants.
(Photo: two betas celebrate a full day without pissing their pants)
A Very, Very Young Country Music Star Is Employed By A Very, Very Old Widow & You Know How This Story Ends
Clint loves Garth Brooks but Chris hates them both. Garth wrote a song about being 17 and having passionate sex with a very old widow. Chris really, really hates it and Clint really, really loves it. The lesson, as always: country music is very strange.
How Is Everyone Named Chris So Attractive?
If your name is Chris, you are two things: 1, incredibly attractive; and 2, a great planner. Country music star Chris Young sings about being both in his Grammy-nominated song "Gettin' You Home," where Chris regrets taking his woman to a fancy restaurant instead of just staying home and having sex. There's a lot to take away from this one.
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Catch Up On The Latest Episodes Of Why Tho?
October 26: Let Us Write You A Love Letter
Dating rituals have changed immensely over time. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss necking, late-night comedy, Hank Williams, love letters, and Google dates.
October 23: Toilet Paper Laced With CBD
You can buy anything laced in CBD. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss old women, CBD-laced toilet paper, avocado toast, home surgeries, and ED.
October 22: The King Stays The King
Burger King is a staple of life in the USA. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss pickups vs sedans, people named Chris, Grimace, Whoppers, Facebook unfriending, and the official Burger King wedding.
October 21: How Big Is Your PHD?
There’s all sorts of theories about the full moon. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss high school football, visible butt cracks, the father of medicine, PHDs, and moon crystals.
October 20: Pickup Or Sedan?
It is customary to decorate the car of a bride and groom at their wedding. Why tho? Chris and Clint also discuss mustaches, Zoom calls gone awry, pickups, sedans, wedding nights, procreation, and beta males.